Total Medals Earned: 745 (From 123 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,585 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (50/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Find 10 treasures
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/455 points)
Destroy 50 hostiles!
Use 20 bombs!
Ride 10km of distance!
Find 10 repair kits!
Do 5 restarts!
Purchase 4 upgrades!
Use 100 bombs!
Ride 50km of distance!
Find 50 repair kits!
Do 15 restarts!
Purchase 16 upgrades!
Earn 1000$ !
Purchase 3 weapons!
Destroy 200 hostiles!
Earn 5000$ !
Purchase 6 weapons!
Use 500 bombs!
Ride 200km of distance!
Find 200 repair kits!
Do 30 restarts!
Purchase 40 upgrades!
Destroy 1000 hostiles!
Earn 25000$!
Purchase 12 weapons!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 11/17 (230/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 3/12 (100/500 points)
Complete all the levels in Chapter 1!
Complete all the levels in Chapter 2!
Find and smash all of the watermelons hidden in Chapter 2!
Avoid the temptation of hitting mr.Pink!
Find three of the hidden gnomes!
Find six of the hidden gnomes!
Finish all the levels in Chapter 3!
Find all of the hidden gnomes!
Build up your multiplier higher than 50!
Score 20 or higher in the mini-game 'Super Deluxe Space Avoider'!
Get a score greater than 2 500 000!
You will know what this means when you see it.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (160/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.